Tuesday, October 18, 2011

Gayest Thing In My House


Our darling Mistress MJ has inquired about the gayest thing in her readers' homes.

Most of you know that I am very straight acting so it has been difficult to find something to post.

What?!? What is all that snickering about?

I give you my...

Big Gay Fridge


From top left going clockwise...

  • The State of Louisiana capital building
There isn't much to say about this one. Look at it. BP has it lubed up real nice.

  • Jacqueline Lee Bouvier Kennedy
Given to me after going as her in costume one Mardi Gras. Absolutely not gay.

  • Marilyn Monroe
A photograph I took at Madame Tussaud's in New York. What a rack!

  • 1932 Auburn Boattail Speedster from the J.K Lilly Antique Automobile Museum in Hancock, Massachusetts.
Are you imagining the wind gently whipping through your long platinum hair as you drive around Cape Cod? No?!? Neither am I.

  • French Onion Soup Recipe
Don't all straight single men clip recipes?

  • Card from my lady BFF
We lounge in the den during the day in sensible high heels talking about our husbands.

  • The Eiffel Tower
J'aime Paris

8 comments:

The Mistress said...

Oh my good gayness!

Ms Scarlet said...

Marilyn Monroe! Wearing scarlet!!!
Sxx

The Cool Cookie said...

Tell, us what kind of cheese are you hiding from us inside the fridge? Don't make me put on my glitter sunglasses and march into your kitchen to view your cheeses!

The Mistress said...

I just checked my birthday list and found I'd forgotten yours on the 19th.

Happy belated birthday, sweetie!

hayward said...

Oh Cookie, my cheese drawer is pitiful these days. I've gone to low fat this and that. Trying to improve the waistline in preparation for the next Mr. Nude Infomaniac.

Thanks MJ!! xoxo

hayward said...

Ms Scarlett, I'll scan that photo and share it. If only my tits stood up like that. I like saying tits...

...tits, tits, tits...lol.

jason said...

nothing gayer than the LA capitol.

normadesmond said...

but is it self-effacing, i mean defrosting?