Desperation Set In

I opened the box on my nightstand and blew away the cobwebs to see what's inside.  Hiding there was a ring I bought ages ago, an ancient fava bean, grandmother's rosary and just enough dough to replace my failing laptop.

So off I went to our local Best Buy.  The Apple salesman who is there every time I drop by to covet his wares shot me the same disdainful eye roll he gives the hoards of looky loos.  Not today motherfucker!

So I am enjoying the exploration of my new sleek laptop.  My French friends might even call it sexy as they seem to like throwing that word around.  Perverts.