Sunday, August 22, 2010

The Captain

I recently found out an acquaintance of mine calls her cat "The Captain." This is not a euphemism for her lady parts but indeed the name of her male pet cat. The part which slays me is her use of the definite article as part of the name.

3 comments:

jason said...

Is it pronounced "the Cap'n" I wonder?
And I wonder what she *does* call...oh, never mind.

The Mistress said...

Never question a woman's relationship with her pussy.

hayward said...

She'll start a sentence with "the captain doesn't like..." or "the captain is fussy today because..."

He's probably just a stray alley cat with a food allergy and incontinence.

Oh...and a distaste for costumes.